חחחחח אתר חזק שיעיף לנו פה המון עמודים.

[Mr.Bazooka]

זה אתר של משפטי צ'אק נוריס עם השם שלך.
http://www.factorizer.co.uk/index.php
תרשמו באתר הזה את השם שלכם

תראו מה יצא לי:


When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, it is implied that he is going to ask GUY for help.

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Hitler mustache fell off when he heard of guy

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Russians play russian roulette with one bullet. GUY plays it with 5

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Jack was nible, Jack was quick, but Jack couldn't escape GUY's Roundhouse kick

[Danzig]

חחחחחחחחחח הוא הביא לי משפט ענק

Dan doesnt need to get a job. He gets paid to laugh at retartded people.

[Yoshi-Moto]

איתן יכול לכתוב עם המרפקים O.ם

[Shauder]

yuri eat with spork

[ninja]

[Avi]

A wise man once said, "the cave you fear to enter holds the treasure". Then Avi killed him and wore his face as a hat

Once Avi killed three bears and one wolf using only a dead rabbit

Avi actually uses Chuck Norris jokes as chat up lines

[Homie]

חחח

Tomer Bitch Slapped Spiderman

[Meir787]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחח!!
Meir is banned from 27 different countries.

Shots of vodka are known as "light refreshments" to Meir.
חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח!!
During the year 793 Meir was the first viking.
15% of the teens suffer from Meir every year.
חחח ענק! ענק!!!
Al Quaida is just a part of Meir's evil empire.

[arbel2]

arbel can break out of the master lock


Arbel is the strongest power ranger

Arbel can touch MC hammer

Arbel-inventor of internet porn

Jim will fix it for you ,arbel fixed it for jim

Can you find nemo ? arbel can

[Yoshi-Moto]

טוב שחזרת ארבל תגמר פה האנרכיה סוף סוף :|

[DMX]

Chuck norris has a poster of Dvir in his room
חחחח חזק!

[Alechko]

חחחחחח
the first rule of fight club is "no talking about fight club" tyler
durden was gonna say the secend rule but alex punched him in the
face.

[ZoonD]

in a recent survey it was discovered that 94 percent of american
women lost their virginity to etgar
the other 6 were incredibly fat or ugly !

למרות שאין לי בעיה לזיין גם חתולה בחצאית

[Alechko]

alex once used a CD as a frisbee and it sliced off someone's head.

חחחח
kicking alex in the balls will only get yourrself hurt.

[Alechko]

מצטער על הדאבל זה לא נתן לי לערוך
יש פה כמה דברים טובים חח עשו ממני איזה רוצח סדיסט אני יודע מה
alex once had a fight with 300 Spartans and won.

Neo is the One. alex is the Five hundred and sixty-three.

alex is the reason chuck norris no longer has a career.

What do Batman, Superman, Spiderman and alex all have in common? They wear tights in their free time. Why is alex different from the others? alex wears them without looking gay.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep alex out. It failed miserably.

Throwing peanuts at old people is alex's favourite pass-time.

alex doesn't just walk on water, alex breakdances on it.

Chuck Norris has a alex poster above his bed.

You know the Dead Sea? alex killed it.

Once a cobra bit alex's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

[tom5]

חחחח אני על הרצפה פה
איך מעלים?

[MaorLv5]

maor ate all the Pokemons.

חחחחחחח חזקקקקקק!!

[benwin21]

ben once choked a tramp using a dirty sock. Funny facts.


ben once choked a tramp using a dirty sock

ben once raped a kitten

ben throws wall at peoples

ben took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang

ben once made a Mii on their Wii, and everyone said it looked more like ben
than ben did

A wise man once said, "the cave you fear to enter holds the treasure". Then ben killed him and wore his face as a hat

Sex with ben is like eating potatoe chips, once you start you just can't stop. That is, until you die from all of the magnificiant pleaseure you have recieved from ben's tremendous love making skills
אני מוחמא

[Exhibit]

חחחחחחח איזה משפט דבילי קיבלתי XDD
8 out of 10 cats prefer being kicked by Nimi.

[arbel2]

פורסם במקור על ידי Yoshi-Moto

טוב שחזרת ארבל תגמר פה האנרכיה סוף סוף :|

בשמחה
בוא נגיד שאני לא במצב רוח טוב בתקופה הקרובה